We all have them, the strings of funny search phrases that people have used, that cause them to end up on our blogs. I love reading them, it makes me laugh, but there are times that they concern me, when our names are used & followed by “trailer.” Is someone hoping I’ve put my address in here somewhere? Is it people who know me & that’s the only way they can find this blog? Anyway.. here are some gems from the past few months:

• clipart of family going to church Ummm. No. Not even photos. LOL
• crayons playdough seizures Wow. They cause that?
• because we had know time for eachother anymore I’m sorry?
• bills budget depressed Pretty much our lives, honestly.
• my throat is itchy and scratch what is it My best guess? Post-nasal drip maybe.
• witchy home decorating ideas I don’t think there’s actually a style for that. My home is more “jumbled up mess.”
• witchy prom 2008 They have those?
• word i dont know know anymore Me either, brother, me either.
• wrecking yard layout See “witchy home decorating ideas” above.
• hoof picks handmade Wow.
• saved by caffeinate me. Complete with a period. Yet, it still makes no sense.
• super fat womans I’m fat. I wouldn’t say I’m “super fat.”

Then there is the long list of things following “witchy” which includes everything from “trailer living” to “wedding dress.” It’s not a style people, it’s a religion. It’s called “witchcraft.” If you’re looking to style your life after a fad, watch Charmed or something, but stop searching for it here. Sheesh. I know that I bring it on my self by calling this site “words of a witchy woman,” but still.